LOL Interwebz: Internet Privacy Is a Myth, so Maybe You Should Just Stop Being Horrible

We’re still looking to do things in private. We still want to shame people for doing certain things, which we then turn around and do ourselves.

LOL Interwebz: Dying to Self in an Age of Decision-Making Engines

The message inherent in Something Pop and other such technology is “How can you get what you really want out of life?”

LOL Interwebz: Life Hacks, Traditions, and Why Your Wine Wants You Dead

Traditions are infinitely bigger than you are, and you can’t make them hip and modern any more than you can change the current of a river by jumping into it.

LOL Interwebz: The Great WorldVision War, the Battle of Noah, and the Rise of Mob Justice

It’s not enough to disagree with people anymore, and it’s not enough to explain that disagreement clearly and sincerely. We have to assume the worst of each other. We have to demand blood.

LOL Interwebz: Loving Your Neighbor on Facebook

How do we obey the age-old command to love your neighbor as yourself when the Internet is wholly restructuring the economic relationship that we have with our neighbor?

LOL Interwebz: A Magic The Gathering Tournament and a Tour of Ill-Fitting Pants

All clandestinely taken nude pics, whether they’re sexy or silly, treat an ensouled being like a piece of meat—like something of no more consequence than any other random jumble of molecules.

LOL Interwebz: The Overly Attached Girlfriend of Noble Character Who Can Find?