After his foray into creating a superhero cinematic universe, M. Night Shyamalan is back to his bread and butter — spine-tingling chillers — with Old, the movie about how seaside resorts and beach vacations are the absolute worst. A family goes on vacation, discovers a beach that causes everyone to age unnaturally fast, and encounters many other obstacles that can’t be divulged due to spoilers. Wade and Kevin take a look to find out where Old fits into Shyamalan’s checkered career and determine just how many years will be taken off their lives by the end of this week’s episode. Grab your water wings and join them!