“LOL Interwebz” Articles

Should I feel bad about letting Netflix babysit? I don’t know. Will you like me better if I do?

Yes, you and I are even called to love clueless white people who don’t understand why ‘The Wiz: Live!’ had an all-black cast.

I still look at my friends’ selfies, because, honestly, I like to see their faces.

It’s less about the product itself than it is about who sees us using it and what they think of us for doing so.

If you’re going to take a moral stand on social media, maybe you should try taking one that actually requires a tiny bit of courage.

A new world is dawning, friends. A new world of ungreasy cell phones and impervious echo chambers

We now take it for granted that people who have said things sufficiently offensive deserve to be hounded out of their jobs, their homes, and even their families by an online mob.

We make fun of Californians who are slightly richer than we are, because…why? So we can feel slightly better about our own excesses?

If you think your political goals are what the world really needs, you’d better be willing to annoy, harass, lie, cheat, steal, and/or kill for them.

If we’re demanding that our childhood be recycled over and over, perhaps it’s because adulthood as currently conceived of has very little to offer us.

Like the best charity crazes, the Ice Bucket Challenge let you feel good about yourself without actually having to do anything.

On this sad day, when we all learn that the Time Cube is no more, remember: none of us is the Wisest Human.

Internet, we had an arrangement. You would be generally terrible, and I would tell the world about your general terribleness.

Gawker has long been nothing more than a glorified supermarket tabloid, sucking the life out of celebrities, and others for profit.

Statistically, not everyone is going to want to be your friend. The best thing to do is probably just to thank God for the time they were in your life and move on.

We can rejoice in our failure because they show us our need for God—failures like the 12,000 Kickstarter campaigns that netted exactly zero dollars and zero cents.