It looks like the United States government got a little jealous of some quarters of American Christianity. In an effort to prove it can be just as silly as buttoned-down churchgoers, the Economic Development Administration went gangsta – Office Space style – on some electronic office equipment. Alas, wasting millions of dollars was not as catharsis. The agency’s Chief Information Officer – a person paid, mind you, as an executive expert in information technology – wanted to be sure malware was eradicated.


  1. And we command thee, O spirit of Trojan, come out of that fax muh-chine! We duh-mand this in the name of the LAWD and we BIND thee, thy spirit of digital iniquity!

    1. Does that mean IT Staff are Computer Exorcists?
      Because I’m totally down with that.

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